Best way to be kicked off a golf course?

Ok, this is a statement made in a practical joke sort of way. My friend works at a golf course, and his job is to clean the golf carts and kick out rowdy customers. And you see, I have never been kicked out of a golf course, and neither has my friend. So, of course we have a few ideas, but does anyone here work at a golf course and played jokes on other workers and such?Best way to be kicked off a golf course?Have a beach party in one of the sand traps. Bring: a date, some friends with dates, picnic lunch, swin suits, beach towels %26amp; beer keg.Best way to be kicked off a golf course?
One sure way....walk up to the rack of putters in the pro shop, announce loudly that you're drunk as a skunk and you've got to drain your lizard.....then urinate on the putter rack.....you will most certainly be kicked out.



Good luck...Best way to be kicked off a golf course?Get hold of a snorkel and flippers and dive in the pond closest to the member's clubhouse;



Run naked through the ladies' changing room with your shirt over your head on ladies day. If someone recognises you, she won't tell! If no one recognises you, you obviously aren't a member!
do like on jackass the movie and hide in the woods with an airhorn and blow it when people swing then shoot them with a air soft gun hahahahaha have funBest way to be kicked off a golf course?1. fireworks 2. air horns

3. wreck the carts

4. hit ppl w/ golfballs

5. exploding golfballsBest way to be kicked off a golf course?
I would pick the 18 hole that close to the club house and treat it like a toilet, by first pee in it, and if no one tries to kick you off take a poop.
Play with your pants down. If you really have the "Heuvos" play butt-naked. That will most definitely got you booted.Best way to be kicked off a golf course?
No, I don't work at a golf course.But Adam sandler done some pretty wild and amazeing things. Maybe you should do what he did.If you want to get kicked off of an golf course.
take your cart across the green and skid, or leak oil all over the course. Better yet ruun over the flag
nick the lady captains ball by "accident" claim you thought it was yours then tell her to f*ck off when she nags at you!!! that worked for me! lifetime ban awoooohoooooo